GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered,
half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed
and open to trade - especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France.
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war -
haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Betwee n 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and
all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan.
Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

U think, Helen, that a man does not have much place on this planet any more?
or is 21-70 of America for a woman now?