GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered,
half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed
and open to trade - especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France.
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war -
haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Betwee n 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and
all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan.
Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.